In 2008, a two-disc DVD called The Cult of Cartman was released. Cartman was introduced as an antihero of the show until Season 5 where he became the villain protagonist. In "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", his attempt to find older friends winds up with him almost being molested by members of the NAMBLA. However, it is possible he is using it as a generic insult, such as calling someone a "dick". Cartman is also a very good leader as a pirate captain, in "Fatbeard", when he convinces all the Somalian pirates to join his crew, and causes so much trouble to international shipping that the United States Navy had to track him down and kill his crew. Character Information Maine had the highest population of Cartman families in 1840. Grade In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", Cartman role plays Silence of the Lambs with his dolls with Bebe. Cartman's criminal record includes but isn't limited to: Murder: In "Butt Out", Cartman stabbed Rob Reiner, essentially killing him. Although Cartman frequently insults and taunts his friends, he sometimes appears to be more cowardly than they are when it comes to physical confrontation. EVERY SINGLE CRIME CARTMAN HAS COMMITTED IN DETAIL (cartmans criminal record) ACID 94 subscribers Subscribe 432 17K views 1 year ago #ButtersStotch #Butters #Funniest Today I will be going. Through the help of Butters, Cartman successfully takes control of the time travel machine. Cartman's head can be seen in the ACT Easts picture under the name Adam Doyle.25 "Greatest" Moments (October 2005). However, his uncanny skill at manipulation, bilingualism, and ability to create elaborate schemes which are often effective imply a high intellect, despite his ignorance. However he was proven wrong about that after he got beat up by Wendy Testaburger in "Breast Cancer Show Ever". Cartman also seems to have no qualms about seriously invading Kyle's personal space, as shown in a scene from "ManBearPig" wherein Cartman, while contemplating his hatred for Kyle, looms a mere inch or two from Kyle's face as he sleeps; soon Kyle wakes up and yells, "Dude, get away from me!". to the tune of "Comedy tonight" from "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum". However, in "200", Cartman brings back Mitch Conner to swindle a group of celebrities, and again proceeds to argue with his hand and disagreeing with it, despite the fact there is no one around him to trick, leading one to believe that Cartman really believes the hand is a person. He is also shown presenting a slideshow in class, and comments about them skillfully. However, Cartman has at times displayed a special dislike for Kenny, often without any reason; most often, he shows contempt for Kenny's family living in poverty. 562, 575 (2013) (Juvenile Court judge has discretion to dismiss delinquency complaint before arraignment of juvenile). He plays the piano quite well in the episode "Christian Rock Hard" (although the piano plays by itself whilst he is singing so it may be a player piano and Cartman cannot play it), the violin in "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes", the French horn in "Summer Sucks", the drums in "The Red Badge of Gayness", the harmonica in "Jakovasaurs" and "Whale Whores", the recorder flute in "World Wide Recorder Concert", the acoustic guitar in "Chinpokomon", and pan flute in "Pandemic". In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", after Wendy grows adult-sized breasts Cartman and the other boys laugh at her and Cartman calls her a "stupid bitch.". A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000The CoonTime ChildMing LeeBad IreneThe Rad RussianThe DawgGrand Wizard King He is miserably and completely scrooged, determined not to give up the slightest amount of money, such as refusing to give a dollar to Afghan children in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants", "I'm not giving a dollar to those towel-heads!" Oddly enough, during one incident in which Cartman's toys were 'praising' him, one of the toys called him a 'fat piece of crap' which was a surprise to Cartman himself. The record supports only a finding that no juror saw the shackles. He physically abuses others, both through his fists and weapons (such as when he hit Tolkien Black and Pip Pirrip with rocks). Cartman is a good strategist, organizer and speaker. Cartman dismisses this, and later he convinces Heidi to dress up as Gretel, while dressing himself up as Hansel. However, in "Smug Alert! Cartman also may harbor some bigotry towards African-Americans. Cartman seems to grow more hate and always assaults Wendy when he gets any chance in "Dances with Smurfs" as he may still hold a grudge against Wendy after being beaten up by her in "Breast Cancer Show Ever ". On the other extreme, in the movie, he called The Mole a "'British piece of' shit", despite The Mole being supposedly French. This passive attitude however seemed to be only temporary, as seen in "Crippled Summer", in which during Towelie's intervention on national TV, each of the boys is asked to read a pre-written statement about their feelings for Towelie. Kenny does not take part in smashing Eric's electronics in "Skank Hunt". The act is dropped when we see Cartman voicing Polly as she "confesses" to the murders, claiming that the others were right, that Cartman had to grow up. He also weighs 90 pounds, as revealed in "Weight Gain 4000". Age The Crimes of Randy Marsh. Also, this is one episode after "Chef goes Nanners", which is when Wendy kissed Cartman, implying that Cartman still likes Wendy. In "Make Love, Not Warcraft", when everyone else gives up playing World of Warcraft, he devises a plan to defeat 'the griefer' and successfully motivates the other boys to join him. In the episode "Pee" when everybody is rescued Butters is disappointed that Cartman did not die. ! For over twelve seasons since "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", Cartman lived under the belief that his mother was a hermaphrodite and also his biological father. "You are such a manipulative asshole, Cartman!" the "deaths" of all his stuffed animals. He plays Baseball, as he is seen hitting a home run and plays catcher on the Baseball team, as seen as one of the three players (Stan, Kyle, and Cartman) hitting a home run in "The Losing Edge". At the end of the episode, Cartman breaks up with Heidi, and leaves her heartbroken. Other beloved stuffed animals include Wellington Bear (a take on Paddington Bear), Polly Prissypants the rag doll, purple lizard Rumpertumskin (a take on Rumpelstiltskin), and Peter Panda. Follow. With. At the end of Season Twenty, in "The End of Serialization as We Know It", Heidi and Eric stay together, although Eric is disappointed in her. Afraid that the others might find the treasure and demand a share, Cartman decides to swallow as many of the coins and jewels as he can, causing him to become extremely bloated and unable to walk or swim on his own. He often cries out 'Stop cheating you black asshole!' In "The Ungroundable" at the beginning of the episode, all of the kids are seen playing Call of Duty: World At War. When Jimmy later questions his motive behind pursuing Kyle to get him to suck his balls as being "a little faggy", he explains that it was all to humiliate Kyle. Cartman does not regret killing his father however, instead is horrified to know that he is half-ginger and thus carries the ginger gene in his body. In "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", Cartman is shown being physically abusive to innocent kids in the hallways. Cartman is horrified to learn that Scott's father was also his father. Granted, there really has not been much focus on this particular talent of Cartman's (since most of the story plots do not focus on it) so there's virtually very little known as to how he learned these other languages so well at such a young age. They are also shown to share a sense of humor, as can be seen in the episode "How to Eat with Your Butt" when Kenny and Cartman continue an elaborate joke, despite Stan and Kyle's objections. When it is revealed that all the Blaintologists are to commit mass suicide in Washington D.C. to further their cause, Cartman becomes overjoyed, even turning on Kyle who did not agree in such an act. Although he has committed many atrocities and crimes, he has only been arrested seven times. In "Douche and a Danish", they both work together to help Denmark put an end to internet trolling. In "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", it is shown that Cartman's idea of sexual intercourse is to "Stick it inside her and pee. The band paused for a long second in confusion, then continued to play. Cartman's criminal record includes but is not limited to: Cartman as a Ginger kid in "Ginger Kids". Cartman's mind even once backfired against him during "Le Petit Tourette", during which he made everyone believe he was suffering from Tourette's Syndrome, so as to be able to go around saying whatever horrible hateful thing he wanted without consequences. Finally, Cartman gets the last laugh, as he indirectly coerces Scott's parents into a situation where they are trespassing, and are consequently shot and killed. In fact, he is a racist, sexist, and specialist. This is most apparent in "Asspen" and "Cartman Sucks". Cartman also rises into the air after a chain of naughty words, including "Barbra Streisand". Also in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" he threw a rock at Tolkien, giving him a black eye. It is also shown that Cartman sometimes uses his talent to express his delusional side, he demonstrates this through his hand, which he calls Mitch Conner. ", Cartman saves Kyle and his family when a large storm is about to go towards their house in San Francisco. Cartman's bigotry and antisemitism seem to come in second next to his personal needs, however; despite his hate for the Jews, Cartman saves Kyle in the episode "Smug Alert!" Although most people think that Cartman's first appearance was in this episode he actually featured in an animated short made by Trey and Parker in 1992 called The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs Frosty. Generally, law enforcement will take a person into custody when the individual has an arrest warrant for a suspected crime. When he learns someone has confessed to the crime he, Kyle, Stan and Kenny had committed, thus eliminating the need to kill Kyle who was going to confess himself, Cartman asks Stan (in his usual trademark-pathetic way) if he can still kill Kyle. In fact, Cartman comforts Shelley when she feels insecure about her appearance and feels that no one likes her. Where she leaves her estate (valued at $1,000,000) to Eric, citing that all the other family members would have spent it all on crack. Cartman was a fat, bigoted, racist, sexist, cowardly, foulmouthed, manipulative sociopath who constantly spreads hate and bullying wherever he goes. 13 His Insanely Long Criminal Record. After being told by Kyle and Stan that being photographed that way is humiliating him rather than Butters (in other words, being photographed in such a way makes him gay), Cartman then seeks out Butters to make him put his penis in Butters' mouth, but this fails, as the both of them are caught by Butters' father. Cartman does not understand him until he takes his pants off, at which point, he runs out yelling in monotone fashion "Lame!" His sexism is also seen in the series as he hates girls too but that is because he is sexually confused. And beauuutiful, beauuutiful.). Enraged, Cartman yells in despair, "No, he has a strong heart, he wants to live!!!" Cartman's shining accomplishment (according to Comedy Central's list of "Cartman's 25 Greatest Moments") came in the episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die", a testimony to Cartman's hidden ingenuity and cunning, as well as the full extent of his cruelty and mental imbalance. It's quite the rap sheet. "If you had a chance to go back in time right now and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? In situations where the other boys share his goals, Cartman is often the de facto leader (e.g. Cartman has also had encounters with sexual abuse. In "Fatbeard", he says that Kyle has "finally come to terms with his disability" and seemed more willing to kill Kyle later in the episode by making his walk the plank over an alligator. Previously cities . He also appears to be multilingual (though not very well). When Eric Cartman calls his mother to complain about Shelley Marsh, who is watching him, she appears to not hear him and provides no help. Therefore, Kyle and Cartman could be seen to have a more complex connection than Stan and Kyle with . Eric Theodore Cartman, usually referred to as just Cartman, is one of the main characters, along with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. Scott Tenorman is Cartman's half-brother and nemesis. The most Cartman families were found in United Kingdom in 1891. In "1%", Cartman hides in Tolkien's house, thinking that he will be safe from any assaults because Tolkien is black. The two of them often have arguments about morals, like in "Up the Down Steroid", where Cartman decides to pretend to be mentally handicapped so he can win the "Special Olympics". Although, in "200", it is shown that Mitch Conner may be a real being, as he was shown to possess knowledge that Cartman did not. He lies to her and blames the incidents on Jimmy Valmer. Even then he was released almost immediately after his arrest. ", meaning "Do you want to sleep with me, Clyde?" One of which is to place a warm glass of water under Butter's hand and then urinate on him. Although she was a lesbian, and the boys did not understand what it meant, they tried to become lesbians in order to try to win her. Jimmy is one of the kids that Cartman have manipulated sometimes, and sometimes becomes his rival in "Craig's Gang". Brown In order to try and trick the other boys into thinking that his hand might be truly sentient, Mitch/Jennifer (and thus Cartman) pursues a relationship with Ben Affleck during which Cartman proceeds to give Ben multiple hand jobs, one time even waking up in bed with a naked Affleck, his hand covered in "Affleck splooge". The beating continued on until the end of the episode and has not been mentioned at all since, although it shows Kyle was able to beat Cartman easily when angry. Although initially surprised, Cartman lets out moans of pleasure, just before a fifty-foot satellite dish shoots out of his rectum. However, Kyle, Stan and Kenny explain that such actions actually make Cartman look gay, which results in Cartman trying to get a picture taken of his own penis in Butters' mouth. Student In "Good Times with Weapons", Cartman is the most excited in showing off their weapons to Craig. In first three seasons, Cartman did not show any racism but it soon developed after the events of "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000". Cartman, attempted to deny this fact, until presented with the magazine itself. Cartman's games with these toys can demonstrate his vindictive and cruel nature; one of his games, as seen in aforementioned episode, is "Lambs", in which Cartman reenacts scenes from "The Silence of the Lambs" with his dolls, such as placing a doll in a pit in his basement and then voicing the doll begging to be released while the doll holding it prisoner threatens the pit-bound doll. Cartman also carries around what appears to be a Glock 17 pistol that has been seen in a few episodes. You get a boner, slap her titties around some, then stick it inside her and pee". And by peak, we obviously mean at his worst! In "Die Hippie, Die", he believes that hippies will destroy the town, and while the rest of the townspeople are initially skeptical, his fears are eventually borne out. Among these toys, he rips off Clyde Frog's head. Clyde joined Cartman's pirate crew in "Fatbeard". Also, in 2005, Cartman was ranked number nineteen on Bravo's 100 Greatest TV Characters. ", Cartman again demonstrates his proficiency in Spanish when hiring Mexicans to write an "essay" (which the immigrants mistake for the Spanish informal word for a friend, ese) on The Old Man and the Sea. This "defense", however, does not seem to be impenetrable, as evidenced by "1%". Cartman begins to be annoyed with Heidi for not being submissive to him. This was 100% of all the recorded Cartman's in USA. Also in Pee, his ignorance is again displayed when he thinks all the minorities in "his" water park are what the Mayans predicted and by 2012, the apocalypse will be when the whole world is minorities. Terrorism: As Professor Chaos, he, along with General Disarray (Dougie) and The Coon (Cartman), threatened to blow up a hospital if Mysterion didn't unmask himself, albeit it was due to Cartman's manipulation. After watching the Terrance and Phillip commercial in the episode "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer", he immediately calls Clyde and goes to his house to watch it again. In "The List", he made a plan to steal a list the girls made of who the cutest boys in the class were. In many episodes Craig competes against Cartman and shows satisfaction when he has advantages. He is intolerant towards hippies, which is something he makes comments about. In doing so, they accidentally gave him HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. Cartman, along with the ret of the town, gets addicted to guns in "PC Principal Final Justice", although he does not fire one. The FBI arrives to arrest Cartman for a hate crime. In the episode "Prehistoric Ice Man", when Kyle falls into a cavern and asks from the bottom, "Is Cartman there?" He also tells extremely dirty jokes. Cartman is a character who is known to speak other languages like Spanish and German as well as English. In "Pandemic", the boys decided to start their own Peruvian band to earn some spending money. 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In the episode, "The Poor Kid", Cartman was finally confronted by other characters about his mispronounciations. Criminal Records : Cleaning Up Your Criminal Record : Criminal Defense Attorney Case Access : Family Law Records : Juvenile Records : Probate Records : Traffic Records : Order Case Indexes : Record Related . Everyone but Kyle likes the story, including Stan. His Christian rock group "Faith + 1" sold 1,000,000 copies of its album in the episode "Christian Rock Hard" with the intent of earning a platinum album but according to the Christian Music Association their artists only receive Myrrh for this achievement. He also considers John Lennon to be the "king of hippies". In the episode "Pinkeye", Cartman dresses up as Hitler for Halloween (A costume made by his mother even though Cartman himself did not know who Hitler was, showing that his antisemitism may come from his mother in some part). It's Me, Jesus", Cartman claimed he had hit puberty because he had his period, when really he had an infection that made him bleed out his butt (he did not realize that only girls got periods until God told him at the end of the episode.). He has a long history of criminal records. Cartman would later claim it was just a prank on Kyle and the others. The very dark, often disturbing undertones to his personality often hint at an extreme mental imbalance. Gender Even at the end of the episode, by which time Cartman usually reveals his ulterior motive(s), Cartman still focuses on the fact that Billy Mays is at peace. He also weighs 90 pounds, as revealed in "Weight Gain 4000". Cartman tries out for the wrestling team in "W.T.F. Cartman and Stan were also seen interacting one on one in "Sexual Healing" when Kyle, Kenny and Butters were away at the Karne Institute for Sex Addicts and they were playing with each other on the domestic violence/golf video game Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011 at Cartman's house and they were getting along just fine with no arguments. Cartman and Stan's friendship is clearly existent but it is very tense. She does not mind doing stuff that is completely gross, as seen in "Make Love, Not Warcraft", when she takes a bedpan down to the basement where the boys are playing Warcraft and lets Cartman crap into the bedpan that she is holding.. www.schmoesknow.com. In an attempt to win the assumed prize, he dresses up as a promiscuous teenage girl. However, ever since Cartman (unwittingly) made Kenny cry in "The Death of Eric Cartman", their friendship has not been as strong - even after everyone stopped giving Cartman the silent treatment, their friendship did not fully recover. Cartman, with the help of Butters, then snuck into Kyle's room and intentionally gave Kyle AIDS. However, Jimmy seems to be one of the few people that Cartman respects and is willing to do good deeds for.