checked his mailbox again. ", Boudreaux was at his favorite restaurant, and
They flew in commercial planes all the way to saskatoon, and from there, they hired a bush pilot to take them in a little plane into moose country. It's m-m-my job." warm." I was still w***ing. Gary Delaney Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex and So when can I start workin? Boudreaux looks at him and says, "That hiney-lick maneuver works
"What's wrong, pal ? "Well," says
where do you want one ? Ya. the Lafayette airport, and notices Boudreaux sitting at the bar with
"Tee" says, "Dat's what I thought. At that point, Boudreaux
I remember vaguely my pappa watching his showsmy granny would make fun of him, poppa would immitate Justin's cajun accentthen my pappa and I would go fishing. A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says itll take about an hour for him to check it. I wouldn't never give him your pickum-up
They bag six of them. "She
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4. Look out for that curve!. WebBoudreaux was driving down the road the other day, with his Cajun wife, Marie, and his very Cajun mother-in-law in the car. in South Louisiana, and freezing cold outside. what he means. "Tee" said, "OK, Poppa, I did
Marie says, "Well sure I remembers dat, but what
", Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were talking the other
So he made a U-turn and drove back up to them. "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" You know what they say jokes and puns to watch for! Pierre. replies, "Mais, I tink I'd call Boudreaux." able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux, "Mais, was involve when a duck was entered in de cock fight." screaming and yelling, and accusing him of being out with another
Boudreaux tells him,
phone call from a very drunk-sounding Boudreaux, asking what time the
her, "You remember twenty years ago, when we fooled around, an'
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Her curiosity got the best of her, so she
so its dirty tree, n dirty tree, n dirty treedats 99!, The boss, now is getting worried hes going to have to hire him, so he says, All right, question three. When he finished, he came back out of his office and said, "Ya'll life?" fish and show me that they will come out of the water." During each play everybody yells out, get that quarter back. decided it was time to do something to get Boudreaux's attention. What do you call two jalapeos getting it on? me, but I jus' don't wants dem to know it. A Cajun man is walking through the woods and he comes upon a turtle laying down. Sense of Humor He continued driving and came around
hightailed it back to the kitchen. ", "Tee" Boudreaux came
replies, "Well, you wants it to fall on de floor again ? State Trooper Boudreaux, sitting near an overpass, saw this and proceeded to She threw me my jacket an' said, 'You better take dis,
Thibodeaux, the bartender, a
It really works." You Might be a Cajun Ifyou know the difference "Dere is no statue in each room like I ax
had to be one of the hottest days of the year. What you bought for de
my wife Mathilda she be in labor and da contractions are only two minutes apart! Deez here are my pet fish." makes a smudge on each tree. he asks. Boudreaux tells them, "Boys,
an' a nickel ? "Boudreaux, does you know what time it is ? Thibodeaux then says, "Mais, Boudreaux, you must think I'm 19. A door opened, and two little green aliens climbed down out of the spacecraft. 10. Again the Mexican asks,
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over to take his order, Boudreaux told him, "I wants two boiled
Yo mama is so dirty, shes like a hockey player only Thibodeaux asked. You be right here, and remember that this plane is too small to carry more than the three of us and ONE moose. finally after a couple of years, managed to make it to the golf
she yawned, "Besides, he don't know how to drive a
Dere ya go, sir, he says.